See the laugh meter down there? Tap it every time I make you smile.
you make junk journals — so consider this my version of one, built for you.
the actual sequence of events, for the record.
I led with a terrible dad joke. you laughed (allegedly). door: open.
turns out we both grew up in Doon. one hometown in common, and suddenly there was plenty to talk about.
on Hinge I spammed you with so many messages you couldn't reply in order — so you just handed over your number. some call it spam.
What did the tomato say to the friend he met after a long time?
…wait for it
Let's ketchup
(if that got a smile — you know what to tap)
Episode 1 wrapped. Now — the scores are in.
Choose wisely.
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pick a day, then a plan. placeholders for now — you choose.
You taught me one summer can change everything — TSITP's line, not mine. ours just started on Hinge, with a terrible joke. Episode 1, and I'm already hooked.
for the record, and for later.
pretty smile, great voice — I lose the plot listening to your voice notes.
one month to find a place. one landlord already passed — "doesn't rent to lawyers." the audacity.
I said what I said. you're on team Diet Coke — our first official disagreement, respected.
bouldering is actually fun. that's a date on the list, not a maybe.
mine's a name-shaped pick — for obvious reasons, it's my favourite right now.